Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Damn the office minions!

I went upstairs to fill my trusty gatorade bottle with water and someone had laid out an assorted tray of pastries!! I was almost thwarted because I can tell its becoming lunch time. I was almost seduced by an almond tart with chocolate...

But with my intensive training from long hours of repeatedly watching Tomb Raider and studying Angelina Jolie's every move...(yes this is why I watch it..purely for research) I was able to attach two cables to the ceiling...run them back down, lock them to my belt loops and hoist myself over the infected area (ie..the conference table), swing down to the water cooler, pour the water quickly into the bottle and hoist myself back up to run along the top paper and file shelves...almost slipped on a broken printer but I saved myself...

to swing back down to the doorway and escape without mishap!

PHEW what a morning!

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